President," the National Security Adviser (NSA) said over the video phone, "it looks like the bombardment is finally over. We were hit by two pieces o... debris. One end of the trailer is totally crushed and there are at least four dead. One of them was the General in Command here. We're carrying on." A patrol was sent out fifteen minutes ago to check conditions at ground zero. They are expecting to have video from them shortly." All right," a thoroughly depressed President told him. "Keep me. My cock is still hard and throbbing, pumping the last few drops of sperm as your hot wet pussy sucks up my offering. Madly, we kiss each other’s mouth, caressing one another’s body, and then try to catch our breath as the muscle spasms from our orgasm end.After a few minutes, I pull my still hard shaft from out the warmth of your gripping pussy, and we lie on our backs within each other’s arms. You gaze lovingly at my cock, glistening with our mingled juices, and I watch your sweet pussy as our. Was I losing my mind? I jumped out of bed and into the shower... a cold shower. I dressed in loose clothing to hide my stiffy, got some breakfast and plopped in front of TV to watch ESPN. I'd been sitting there for about 20 minutes when my mother walked in. "What the heck is that thing doing in your room?" she demanded."What thing?" That thing... that obscene statuette is what I'm talking about. I can't believe you brought that thing into this house." It's in my room, Mom." I don't care. I have. “For you, maybe,” she interrupted. “But what do I know? I was science in school, babe. Ask me about the genome of fruitflies, or why seaweed’s important, I can give you hours. Even out of my field—how do you make an atom bomb? Is Pluto a planet or not? We can talk.”“I don’t know,” he said. “Is it? Pluto?”“Who cares? But this is something I can’t do well. I’ve become sort of an ambassador for the human race with a whole other species—”“Stop,” he cut her off. “Or at least slow down, way down..