A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon Sir, but I...thought you were going to punish him.” God smiled. “Think about it -- who can he tell?”She’s Apple’s MateWhat do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should. I happen to be black because my dad has a thing for black girls this I don’t really understand but hey whatever floats your boat. All grim Reapers get to choose their appearance when the last one dies and they become the new one. That is where the legend of hades comes from he got tired of the bones thing and chose to become the god of the underworld and I personally think that is great. I mean who wants to be all bones have immense power and then be nobody, not me, simply because I am already. Twice, he wished somebody might actually be hiding in the woods with a sniper rifle.The first was when the ball landed in the rough, near the trunk of a tree on the side of the fairway. Bob couldn't see the ball, because the crown of the tree obscured it. But the computer knew where the ball was, because it didn't use sight to track it. At least not sight in the visible wavelengths. The balls the president was using on this particular day had been dipped in a chemical solution that made them. What is obvious, I?m going to start living full time as the woman I am. Where is not in either of our current apartments, we?re going to get a new one, together. When is after I quit my job in a week or two and after we get back from the vacation to Florida we?re taking. How is simple, I?ll just do it. I?ll quit my job and my life as a man, ending the life I?ve lived as a man for almost 31 years, and begin my new one as Laura, a 30+-year-old lesbian woman. It seems to us that I.