She was leaning away from me with both feet up on the couch. I had a good view of, what I thought was perfect, her butt. The shorts were shiny satin m...terial and, like her shirt, were small. “Who won the hide-and-seek game the other night Brett?” “I did.” I told her. “W wasn’t found until you saw me in front of your house. I was hiding for like 20 minutes. I finally gave up.” Where were you hiding? It must have been a good spot.” Inside, I jolted, ‘does she know. "Ah! Of course, sire. Forgive me for getting distracted. Our first order of business will be reclaiming the tower heart. The heroes took off with it when they killed the last lord. Without it you won't be able to generate any more power for your tower! Truly a terrible business. The good news is that it's just close enough to us that I can use the last bit of leftover energy to teleport you to a nearby tower gate. From there it should be a simple matter to retrieve the heart." Gnarl had been. Mike caught up to Big Ass in the parking lot whereshe was bent over inside the rear hatch of a minivan. She glanced over at himwhen she heard the approaching footsteps. "If you didn't eat so much crap you wouldn't beso fat," he told her. The woman straightened up and her mouth openedin surprise. She'd never even seen this guy before. "Your ass is gigantic," he went on, marveling atits size. Her bottom half was nearly as wide as the back of her minivan. Abovethe waist she was only slightly. They were clean. I paid on time, and never haggled over price once we agreed on specifics. I loved what I did, and I was good at it. I laughed and joked with them and helped them with the women in their lives. But it was lonely and it was making me something I didn’t want to be. Being around men all day was hard when there wasn’t one to come home to at night. It was a standing joke that I didn’t need a man, since I could do it all by myself, and probably did. Wink. Wink. None of them knew how.