As long as it looks like a duck, talks like a duckand ---" Suppose you're right. What happens when the lonely guy finds out he'sdating another drake a...d not a hen? I know how I feel when someonetries to pull a fast one on me." They key is to always be open and truthful. If a guy knows up fronthe's dealing with a drake and not a hen, it's up to him to decide if hewants to pursue further or withdraw. Some will continue having afriendly relationship with a surrogate, if he knows what he is. We finally calmed down, and I started flagging. I barely remember them leaving as I drifted off.The next afternoon Linds and Mom wheeled me to Jen’s room, where despite the fussing I stood, leaning over and embracing the love of my life. She cried for a little before smiling. “I’ve got someone here who wants to meet you, Daddy. Give your daughter a kiss.”I felt like I might faint, so I sat back down. Linds stood over me, a tiny bundle in her arms. I was shaking so bad I thought I might drop. She was the kind of young woman who attracted the attention of teenagers when she was in fifth grade, and when in high school, dated college boys and older.So, in some ways, the true measure of just how unlikely the improvement in my interpersonal situation was not in banging the principal on her desk, or sodomizing the head cheerleader in her convertible, but in cuddling with Carol Pitocki in front of a fireplace on a rainy afternoon.She loved to talk about feelings, and the true nature of. "I don't suppose you have any tissues in here do you?" I heard her ask. As it happened I always keep some wipes in the boot so I got out, opened the boot and passed them to her together with a small hand towel I also keep in there. She smiled at me and said "you're well prepared for a married man. Do you realise you're going to get my juices on your towel, do you mind?"I said I didn't mind at all, I would sniff it every day until the smell faded. "Well if you're good I'll keep it smelling of me.