Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomot...ves.How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!Why was six afraid of seven?. "I'm free Friday and Saturday, on Sundays this month." I'll remember that." She fumbled in her pocket. "And I'll take care of dinner." Thank you, kind sir." She put out a hand. I took it." My pleasure." Diana turned and took a step."Bye." And she was gone.Well, I thought, that wasn't too awkward. I'd have to get that mobile and use it.I walked back to the hotel and told the bloke downstairs that I'd be leaving in the morning. "Checkout's noon," he muttered. He made a note in his registry and. I woke up when Catherine touched my shoulder and said, "Hey, sleepyhead. We're here." We're where?" I replied, even before I was fully awake.Catherine smiled and offered me her hand. I took it, and we stepped out into a very warm day.Wherever here was, was marvelous. It must have been in the high seventies, with a nice breeze. I turned to Catherine and asked, "Where are we?"She smiled like she couldn't wait to share her secret. "We just landed at Cyril E. King Airport on Saint Thomas. The Judge. Meet me tomorrow after class and I will take you to the parlour”.I said ok and just when I was about to ask her for her contact number, Deepika ma’am called her for an urgent meeting. (Deepika was a hot bomb for a teacher and I will narrate how I fucked her and how she begged me to make her pregnant in another spin off).Now it was already 5 pm, I finished my work and left home.Next day was as usual, slacking off in the day and sleeping in the class. Finally, in the evening just as I was about.