They arebedroom shoes, not office shoes.The doorbell rings. It is the pizza delivery boy. Sarah says "Get thepizza please. I will get out some plat...s."I reply "I can't answer the door like this." She replies, "You lookbeautiful. And I am busy in the kitchen."So I answer the door. The pizza boy just tells me the price. I turnaround to get some cash out of my new purse. I notice in the mirror thathe is checking out my legs and sexy shoes. I pay in cash and tip him toomuch just to get him. So, Mom was currently emailing him to possibly set up a meeting place. We had briefed her on all the needed safety precautions one had to use these days but it was looking like my mom might have a lover or two pretty soon.Then, one morning soon after, my cell rang and looking at the caller ID it was my Aunt Amanda."Hi, Auntie A," I said clicking it on."Hey there, Mark, what's new with you?"I rolled my eyes knowing that what was new was that I was getting more pussy that a rock band. But, I. They both stood her side and pulled out their cocks and started wanking.P watched them "hell look at his," she said "he's not fucking me with that" The guy she was referring to was certainly well hung, I felt ashamed. LOL."Well you could always just suck it" I said."You randy bastard" she said "that's all you want isn't it" No it isn't" I said "I want to see you fucked as well if you'll let them" Roll down your window and get your fingers on it" As I was saying this I'd unbuttoned her blouse. To raise morale we were allowed to paint individual names on the side of our APC. Yogi Beddows had 'Jellowstone Park Ranger' Wurzel had 'Mandy '( obviously ) and I had 'Iron Hammer', which I thought pretty cool, but my section, almost all Spurs fans to a man, weren't too enamoured ... Tough!! (For our transatlantic cousins 'Spurs' refers to the North London football club Tottenham Hotspurs).One of the biggest niggles was the lack of booze. The Saudis were dead against us having any alcohol and.