My cell phone started to ring. It was my present girl toy and her boyfriend asking for directions to the party. As I was talking to her I suddenly thr...w the phone to my fiancé and tried to get the door open… I was too late. And I christened the door panel of my new convertible. After that I heaved and puked out the window for over an hour before I could stand the movement of the car. The only thing I remember after that was that I hung my head out the window of the car like a dog all the way. Mimi is the main attraction. Or rather, her online persona of "Crystal" is why people pay the subscription fee. Have I mentioned that Mimi is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous? Her body has been smokin'-hawt since about seventh grade when the small bumps on her chest that began to bud in fifth grade filled out into big, full breasts. Her hips are nice and round. Her lips are full and sensual. She gets her exotic looks from her just-as-beautiful Lebanese mother.When on camera, she, too, disguises. I’ve been protecting my delicate parts.And I’m at that period in my life that screams BREED!Preserve the species ... it’s what you’re supposed to do. David is the only decent choice ... and that’s indecent!So ... we were following a Japanese fishing/trading ship to points unknown.“David?” I was tugging at his sleeve, “Are you sure we want to do this?”And David replied in a manner that was truly David. “Of course. He speaks the King’s English. What could go wrong?”Clueless ... absolutely. As you yelp and moan in a higher pitch voice and noticed you sound like a women. The two women shampoo your hair and then wash it off, this rack you are tied to is facing is I front of a huge mirror. Your hair starts to grow and turn a deep auburn red. The one of the women put on red lipstick. They also put on big golden loop earrings. Then a red chiffon dress appears from about you and is fitted on you and the women sow the sides for you are stuck to the rack. Then they un-cuff your feet, you.