Her plane got hit and crashed. She got out of the wreck in the middle of 40 enemy troops. She killed30 of them with her rifle then she 7 more with her...pistol, 2 with her knife and she killed the last one with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Don't fuck with my Aunt Mary when she's been drinking."This one is compliments of Bill l love gorilla stories.The zoo had just got a new gorilla. They were. When the march around the pool ended, the captain explained the voting rules. "Each man will have three votes. Our ladies are listed on the ballot and all you men have to do is put a check next to each name you prefer. When the votes are counted, the first place woman will choose her prize from the toys here on the table and point to her partner of choice for the night. Any questions?" There were no questions and the men went about their task of choosing a winner or winners. The ballots were. ..?" Zellia frantically tried to think up a story."Um, Zellia Umi," she replied quickly hoping to simply evade any questions of why this girl may not remember her signing in, "It's no problem really, I, I like bathing in my clothes" Don't be silly!" The pink haired girl giggled leading her into a room that appeared to be a place for her to dress, "Did you forget your bathing suit? Is that the problem?" Uh yeah! Yeah, that's it! So I guess I'll just have to make due in these clothes," Zellia. We are distance relative but we both are close friends.We discuss all maters by phone and when we meet include sex maters.Now I am telling themy real experience in tamil.Oru nal nanu jaya akka phonela pesitu iruntho appo husb kita sex illyanu vai thavari keta athuku antha akka romba aluthanga..Na yen da ketomnu airuchu appo tha avanga son poreke munadi sex pandunathu therinchute.After long cry I covinced jaya akka.Appro dont worry akka ill takecare sona athuku ena sona ketanga na low vociela na.