Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”The Gre...k retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to. “No!” she snapped, “Of coures it didn’t and I got pregnant!”“Is it mine?” he asked.“Either that or it’s immaculate conception, of course it is!” she snapped.“Fair enough,” Prince Charming agreed, “Let her in, you had better meet mother.”“What just like that?” she exclaimed.“You haven’t met mother,” he explainedHe took the girl to his mother’s sitting room, “Ah mother I am afraid I have made this girl pregnant,” he announced.“Really, and what is her name?” the queen asked.“No idea,” Prince. Stunned, I slowly shook my head.‘Don’t cry, sweetie,’ my wife said as she climbed onto the bed. ‘You get to put your dickie inside me. Serena said this is the only way I should fuck you, says it’s the only way to keep you under control.’Marjorie smiled at me as she squatted over my aching cock.Slowly, she fed my encased cock into her pussy and I could only look at her beautiful face as I felt nothing.Nothing!Just a vague sensation but nothing that would allow me to orgasm!‘Oooh,’ she whispered,. 'Oh Andrea, that is so beautiful, your mother loved us both so much.' Then tears filled his eyes, and he wept with her, tears of sadness, and also happiness.'She still does daddy, and I know she will be happy and at peace now.' Andrea said.'Yes,' he said, 'she will.'They dried each other.Then he called his office and said he was ill, and would have to be off for the rest of the week, Andrea did the same.Then the phone rang, it was Mike.'Where's Andrea?' he said.'I don't know Mike, what's.