I have another glass of wine and get ready for bed with a comfortable warm feeling and am finally able to unkink some of that tension and decide to pl...asure myself with these new vibrating beads … I put my vibrator in my pussy and the beads in my ass and move them both until I come. Enough tension let go so I can sl**p … I take out the toy but decide to fall asl**p with the beads in my ass while I wear my red lace panties so they don’t come out … Keeping the beads in makes me have some sordid. To be blunt, almost none of the men I’ve met have measured up.”I parsed the word ‘almost’, and then set it aside. “I’d imagine you’ve had a lot of offers.”She nodded. “All vanity aside, yes.”“That’s a fact, not vanity,” I replied. “You said almost none of the men, though.”“I did. You, the person who advised me, I think you just might measure up. I’m not sure yet. I know you, yet I don’t.”I took a moment to settle my thoughts. This was going in a much better direction than I’d ever dreamed it. She wants your help with dinner." Then turning to me she said, "And since you and Susan are joined at the hip, I guess you had better go with her. Now go shower and put on your best clothes. This dinner is really important to your other mother."Then to Jill she said, "How about you, squirt? Do you want to ride over with Sue, or wait and go over with your father and me?" I'll go with you, Mom," Jill replied. "The extra time will let me finish my homework."Mom just rolled her eyes at the thought. So listen, apparently they did some fucked upsurgery, and I'm gonna be laid up here for a while." Yeah, I heard something about that. You look like hell." Gee, thanks. You look like you just realized you're married to anotherwoman now." Perhaps that one bit a little too hard, because her facekind of saddened. "Geez, don't worry too much. Leave the worrying to me,I'm awesome at that." Yeah well, ya know." Needed to get the banter back. Focus on the goodstuff."You know how you say you lose.