"Your mom is making her traditional snow day breakfast,." he said wadingacross the yard to where I stood. "It might take a while so I thoughtI'd play ...n the snow with my favorite girl in the world," We don't have a traditional snow day breakfast, Daddy," I said,ignoring the favorite girl and whatever else he said thing. He wasn'tgoing to win me over with words. "We've never had a snow day until wemoved here." Well," my dad laughed. "It's something new we're starting. Waffles,eggs, bacon and. I noticed a huge boner that had developed in Hussains pants but he was too scared to do anything. Mom went into the kitchen and started cooking and Hussain left soon without making a move.I was very disappointed that day, and had made my peace with just being able to masturbate thinking of my mother. Months went by and my fascination for my mother only grew, but I couldn’t do anything about it. I continued sharing my fantasies about my mom with Hussain, who had become a good friend by then. He. All of 'em knew what shootin' wuz all about, soz none of 'em had any trouble learnin' ta handle their new rifles. By the second day, all four of 'em wuz doin' fine. Any raiders what came around, now, wuz in fer a nasty surprise!We wuz now in early 1865, an' even the dumbest Rebel could tell that the Union wuz 'bout ta end this here silly War what those fools in South Carolina had started just' ta prove that they had bigger balls than anybody else. A lot of the folks in our area wuz in a hurry. Err ... entertain during my absence Rob, just be discreet with your ... umm ... assignations." Discretion is my middle name, Major. Rest assured no unseemly behaviour will be seen, or even heard."I included Molly March in the party as she too deserved a holiday, and being in the company of genteel ladies in a great house she would be able to assimilate the duties of a ladies maid. I gave her over to Matilde to instruct her in the necessary skills.Zinnia, Colonel Slade, Krish Armityge and.