." "Ok, I'm getting up," I said into the phone, and attempted to rise from the comfort of my bed."Come on," continued the voice, "Up you get, I'm not ...inging off until I can hear your up and getting on with it, and if you put the phone down, I'll just ring back, and if you leave it off the hook I'll have to come round and kick your ass out of bed, and given what happened to your ass last night, I don't think you'll want that!"I roused myself from the bed. The voice was right, my arse was sore.. At sixteen years old, I was technically still a virgin. I'd had the odd grope of my girlfriend's tits and once, even got to feel her cunt through her panties but as far full sex was concerned I was a virgin and relied on my fist for my satisfaction. Of course I knew what to do, I had a good selection of hard core porn magazines which I made good use. The only problem with magazines is that the women in them were always much older than I was hence my recent fixation with my neighbour, Mrs.. I should’ve known. In certain areas, my mum’s name was quite renowned. Wherever Darren had shyed away from the media, Mum had been there to cover him. Her voice had been on the radio a few times, she’d participated in a couple of interviews on TV. If my chemistry professor was someone who kept up with these sorts of things, she might’ve felt like she’d talked to a bit of a celebrity down the phone. ‘So I guess it was always quite techy for you at home?’ she asked. I smirked and shrugged. ‘Well,. " "Shit," Mick and Jerry said while Scooter dropped his french fry on the floor after it had been an inch from his mouth. "I'll be third," Jerry said before Mick could but in. "Then I'm fourth," Mick said crossly, throwing a fry at Jerry while Dana grabbed Jerry's ear. "Oh. So my blow jobs aren't good enough, eh?" Dana said twisting his ear making Jerry wince with pain. "Well maybe I'll just stop doing them. Them and that thing I do ... er. You know." Dana's blushed, then looked at me to see if.