..”✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to mixerman478 ‎What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?A tearjerker.✧ ✧ ✧How did Burger King g...t Dairy Queen pregnant?He forgot to wrap his Whopper.✧ ✧ ✧I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay.She said she didn’t have time.✧ ✧ ✧Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?They couldn’t close his casket.✧ ✧ ✧Say what you want about pedophiles... But at least they drive slow through the school zones. ✧ ✧ ✧What’s worse than waking. " "Lay one finger on me and I swear, Gil!" Nat threatened me. I slid my finger over her clit and rested it on her wet opening. "You sure, Nat?" I teased her. "Prick! I hate you!" Nat hissed at me. I slapped her cunt and shook my finger at her as I reprimanded her, "Now, now, Nat. That is not a very nice thing to say to me, after I provided you what you wanted." "Owwwww! Prick!" She hissed at me again. I slapped her cunt again, harder. "Fuuuuuuuuck!" Nat gasped. "Do I have your attention. Meree khushee kaa koe thikana nahe thaa mee zor see chilaa rahee thee vvvvaaahhhh…. Kkkkyyyyaaaaa….zaaaaaaaaannnnddddddaaarrrrr llllluunnnnd hhhhhhhhhaaaa…..Peloo iskoo peloo mere swet saazan mee swarg me huu. Vo mere boobs kee tits chutkee mee dabakar nocch rahaa thaa, uskee tatee aakar mere chut aur gaand kee hisee par thapp…….thapp… dhappp…kee avaz kartee. Mera ghar ab G,B,Road kaa kothaa ban gayaa thaa…..me chilayee zaa rahee thee chodddddddooooo…aur zor see lund pelooo…mmerrrrrrrrreeeeeee. ....................................................................................................................................................That was just a preview of my life. Now the real story begins. (I will also be flashing back a lot, just so you know)..................................................................................................................................................................................................My head hurt and my mind spun as I tried.