“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.Gardener in LoveQ: What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?A: It made him wed his plants...Lights Out to Leave“You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?”“Well,” said the flat-mate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.”“So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows raised.“I can take a hint,” said. She got so wrapped up in this magnetically appealing young stripper that she just threw all caution to the wind. She has to recover quickly and take control of the situation.Echo holds Grace’s hand as the older woman gets up and drags her down the sidewalk. There is an alley, dimly lit by nearby lights which lead to a small door with only one lamp in the corner to illuminate its façade. It is a place that one would have to know about as well as its location or you’ll miss it time and again.. "Five-fifteen. Anyone hungry?" Oh baby I am, but not for what you're thinking of," Kim slurred as she stroked her crotch with one hand."Well...sure. But if we head over to Bob's Steak House now, we can beat the crowd and have the rest of the evening for...." Yummy!" Kim shrieked as she rubbed her hands together in a gleeful manner.Sue tossed Jenny the keys as she opened the backdoor of her car and slipped next to Kim. "You drive. I need some face time with my cousin."The slurping sounds of deep. And I'm sure I fell onto his wifes side of the bed for it smelled like a womans perfume on the pillow so sweet n inviting yet so calming.Then I felt some one slide under the sheets and didn't make anything of it and like most men we dream bout gorgeous women all the time making our cocks instantly hard and the perfume on the pillow just enhancing that thaught.So when I felt some lips on my cock I was sure it was a dream I was having it felt like the best blow job I've ever gotten and I shot my.