" Last weekend, I took Samantha on an African safari. We hunted elephants using nothing but a yo-yo. We're having the meat shipped back after it's bee... cured. We'll send you some when it arrives." That's nice. Wait. What?"Samantha giggled once her mom finally heard something so outrageous that she had to look away from her computer screen."What are you doing here?" Samantha's mom asked."Well, technically I do still live here, even if ninety percent of my stuff is over at Aaron's now." Yeah, but. Dexter could see that there wasn’t an ounce of fat on her, anywhere.“She’s got no tits,” Dexter said earning a grateful look from Amber.“She’s sexy, unlike this fat cow,” Jim said gesturing at Amber.Dexter said, “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick, much less mine. On the other hand, I’d do Amber in a minute.”“She’s probably got a dick,” Amber said.Amber did not like being called a ‘fat cow.’ She also appreciated Dexter’s support.“I guarantee that if you sign up now, that in a year’s time you’ll. Being ? years old, I already knew I like bigger woman so it was only natural that I felt an attraction to her. I always thought she was a real nice lady, and as a young guy, I found myself liking her because she was so nice to me.So back to the story, I remember having to use the restroom so bad but the guest restroom had been occupied by someone at the time, but being the nice lady she was, Karin offered me to use her restroom inside of her room. She had showed me where it was and as I closed. "7:00 am." That's soo early," he whined. I laughed and got up and out of bed. I put on a silky robe that reached the floor and pulled apart the curtains letting the sun to shine through the window in a gentle yellow as it began to rise above the beautiful beach horizon. I stretched, then went to the shower and quickly popped in while Marc was still sleeping soundly. I scrubbed myself clean from the remnants of last night with a my very own vanilla body wash I brought along with me and washed.