I couldn't make up my mind to go smart or casual, decided on what I found most comfortable, trousers, shirt and jacket. Had some time to kill before I...met Sammy at the coffee shop, should I get flowers, I know I'll get a little jewellery, small gift, flower pendant and matching earrings. Off I went like a teenage boy instead of the 45-year-old man I am, no fool like an old fool. Want to make sure I was back at the coffee shop in time. Checking to see how I looked, practising over what I would. This one is compliments of JerryYou Know You Are In A Redneck Church If... ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. ... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't. Apparently he's an academic, originally a Professor from some European institution.I dialled the number. The phone rang at the other end exactly twice. Then I heard a click."Good morning, Mr Selby." A soft and confident voice said."What?" I was off balance for a second then I recovered "Oh, you have caller ID." "No. I was expecting your call today. I can see you at 2 o' clock this afternoon." Thanks," I stammered, "It's about an antique item I have recently acquired." Yes, I know. I will see. But that was the beginning story of this woe.We were married in 2002. Our marriage begins with a relatively brief courtship only about 3 months. I was mature in age and well established in the work, then ask for her hand. Lili Parents who already know very well with my father a successful businessman in this town, do not think long to accept the proposal.Once married, we lived in the house of my father, who was awarded as a wedding gift. Nothing fancy like Lili's parents' house, but beautiful,.