"How many boys have you fooled around with?" I don't remember," I fudged."Yes you do. I do and it's a very high two digit number. Yours is probably st...ll in the single digits, so give."I had never actually counted them up, and did so now, going over them in chronological order in my mind. There was Timmy, who taught me how to French kiss and groped my boobs when I was eleven. I decided he was first because playing doctor didn't count in my book. Then there was Daniel, who was the first to get. Do you want her to blow a mating call trumpet?’ ‘Sara!’ But Sara had left the room while he was reaching one-handed to fish out his handkerchief to wipe his steamed-up glasses. At 3:00 Carson arrived back from shopping then loaded the SUV. ‘I’m taking Lydia over to mom’s as arranged but I’ll change over there. Don’t worry if I’m a little late — you have met most of those coming, Sara, and Harry you’ll know Fred Quirk and Peter Doig and because you are male the women will soon introduce. By then, Teresa was soaked. Taking her by the hair again, I dragged her to my couch and threw her face down in the pillows. It has all been a blast but by then I just needed to fuck this little tramp before she was used up. Holding her down by the back her neck, I dragged her jeans down, over her hips until her ass and the pink slit of her cunt was exposed.Teresa knew what would happen next and, seemingly defeated, only managed to cry into the cushion as I knelt behind her. I was shaking with. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.B. Is uptight and a waste of time.C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.Evaluating Results:If you answered A more than 7 times, check inside your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.If you answered C.