“You just said that as far as magic is concerned he’s rubber and you’re glue!”Glade strategically ignored my outburst and smoothed things over... “If you’re going to cast a spell, how about mulling our wine for us?”He then began massaging my shoulders and it felt so good. I moaned in response to his touch, which caught my mother’s attention.“Of course you also give massages,” mom intoned. “Do my legs.” She playfully kicked me out of the way and dropped her calves overtop his lap. Her legs were. .. bumping elbows or whatever.”Joey laid quietly for a few moments before he said, “I see what you mean about freaking out. But I’m a little upset you did it with Lex first too. We’re supposed to be brothers.”I gave Joey a light punch on the arm and said, “We are. You’re like the only person besides your parents and my mom I ever give a hug to.”“And my grandma.”“Yes, her too.”“Did you and Lex plan to do that last night?”“Kind of. Lex suggested it, and I liked the idea. I’m tired of looking at. To her credit, she didn't let it show on her face, so I continued my speech."Do you even know what kind of rounds you've got loaded? Are they HEAT, HE, APFSDS, or anti-personnel rounds?"A look of consternation crossed her face as she realized she didn't even know what most of those terms were, and again, her eyes flicked around the 'box.'"Face it lady, whoever you've got in those tanks doesn't know a damned thing about them, but the Marine I've got out there in the dark with a shoulder-fired. I turned and checked out her figure from behind; her red hair draped sexily over her shoulders; her cute butt swayed from side to side as she walked. We met in the middle of each aisle as we filled our shopping lists, exchanging smiles, but nothing more. Until we reached the refrigerated section, there the young lady bent down to the lower shelves for some dip. Wow did she look hot. She caught me checking her out this time. The young lady simply smiled at me. I could tell that she was a smart.