When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'That's not what I said!'6....ARE WE COMMUNICATING???A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?', the doctor asked. 'No! Jackass!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!!In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a. " Well I am a saint you know," revealed Danny matter of factly."What do you mean you're a saint?" Do you remember last year I went to that Catholic Church on Broad Street because I was doing that Sociology project on the local religious communities?" Yeah..." Well Father Peter told me that I displayed all the 29 traits required to become a saint, apparently it is unheard of for even the most holy of people to display every saintly quality, especially at such a young age too. He wanted to call. Kelly was looking at me and I said, “We need to order up some subs or something.”“I’ll call Valentino’s. We can pick it up on the way over. You go unpack and take a shower. Tonight’s just us so we don’t need to dress up,” she replied.“Yeah.” I headed down the hall with my bag and tossed it on the bed. I unpacked and went into the shower. When I came out, Kelly was sitting on the bed. “Whenever you get dressed, we can head over. I’ve got a sub platter and some wings ordered from Valentino’s.. Untie my hands !- Why?- Just do it. For your own sake !Sure her imagination must have been working 24 hours a day during the last week. Again she surprised me with a 'first'. The minute I had untied her hands she reached down my body and grabbed my arse. She pulled my cheeks apart, and suddenly I felt her press one finger deep into my arsehole.- It's just as good for you, isn't it, she growled. Give me that load of sperm to make me come.She was wriggling her finger in my arse, and her cunt.