At least the bitch didn’t want her money back, so I left without making any further comments. This did not spare me from continued invectives being ...urled by Claire, indeed she used a couple of expletive phases I’d never heard.Fast forward five years: I have the good fortune to strike up an acquaintance with one of Claire’s hookers. Kelli, a petite brunette from Philadelphia, visits my tavern and somehow we get into a conversation about Claire. I don’t hesitate to express my animosity towards. “I happened to run across a previous boyfriend that I’d had pretty good sex with before I met my husband. We were trading notes and he told me about an older woman that he’d taken up with after we split. He said that she had taught him a lot about pleasing women he never knew. When he asked if I would be interested in feeling the difference, I was very tempted but said I would think on it a bit, remembering my previous experiences. I finally figured this would be different and gave him a call. Back at the watch house I was given the number to call for Leon 'The senior sergeant'. A little embarrassed but determined to sound professional i called his home number. As i was about to hang up the phone was answered "yeah what" was all that was said. I very quickly asked if Leon was there and if i could speak to him, as well as quickly saying who i was, i could hear my own voice echo back to me, damn it sounded like a jumbled mess i thought to myself. Silence for a sec then i heard that. ’ The sergeant took the pink ribbon and threw it in the box with the collar and other ribbon. Laughing, the sergeant ordered, ‘OK, Lift your cock up so I can check under it. Now your balls, such as they are.’ Blushing, Brian complied again. ‘Bend over and spread your cheeks.’ Never having been through a search and nervous, Brian bent over and spread the cheeks of his face. Losing patience with Brian, the sergeant slapped Brian hard on the ass. ‘Real funny smart ass, your other cheeks.’.