This had to be done.Unfortunately the doctor had programmed the machine based on the reactions he always got when he bought make-up. His insane cover ...tories were never going to be a winner in this situation."I do not wish for an argument. I wish to buy some make-up." What?" It's not for me. It's for my, err, second cousin who coincidentally is exactly the same size as me." Right? What do you want." Is it okay if I try it? I mean, as we're the same size and everything. Then I will know it's. "Chrissie, we have to talk," I started. "Ok," she responded, "but I'mgoing to have to get changed - something smells lovely." I've done acasserole for supper I explained then we had a discussion about who doeswhat while I was staying with her, then she shot up stairs to get changed.I had lost my nerve so to gather my thoughts I took the dogs for a shortwalk, when I got back she was in the kitchen her pert bum encased in apair of skin tight jeans paired with a white silk top and 4" black mulesmy. Tights! What had convinced me thatthey were the same as stockings?Come to think of it what had even persuaded me that men do wear tights? Ihad never seen any men wearing tights. I did not know any men who woretights and on the basis of a stupid bet I had been persuaded to wear them.Then there had been the most stupid bet of them all that had now led to mehaving false breasts and false nails applied and led to my firstexperience of wearing nail polish and my first make-up lesson (as. The three continued on their walk, looping around, and walking back down Perimeter Road towards Field’s Avenue. They passed down the top of Field’s at about five, passing Angel’s Wand, and as they approached the fork there were police erecting barriers to prevent traffic from entering. Passing down towards MacArthur Highway there was general confusion and consternation. Daddy Don stood outside Talent Spot. ‘I have no fucking idea what’s happening. No one’s been told about this. We don’t know.