She had a meal inside her—two, in fact—and Felix would see to it that she had as much good food as she could hold. It was one of the few things he...could promise her with any measure of certainty. Hoping to finish before she woke, Felix moved to gather his salve pot, a clean cloth, the wash bucket. The water was cold now, tinged gray-pink with coal soap and Thaniel’s blood, but it was all Felix had at hand, and he needed very little water anyway. He dipped the cloth, wrung until only moisture. Last I knew, blackmail was a felony, whereas getting a movie made of you fucking someone was not. I assured Jillian that I’d help deal with the police with her if it came to that. I felt sure that they’d be more cooperative with a local porn star if her father were there with her.Damn but if Ginger and my intimate friendships didn’t expand further. I laughed internally. For three decades of my life I’d wanted to appeal to the opposite sex. Sure, I’d caught Ginger over twenty years earlier, but. "She crashed to a halt and folded her arms. "I?m not going." Yes you are." Bollocks am I!" You are. Because I want you to." That?s not fair."I shrugged and offered my hand. She took it, but dragged her feet as weapproached the chapel."You can?t make me talk to her." True. At least we?ll get a chocolate biscuit." If she doesn?t offer chocolate Hobnobs in the first minute, I?mwalking."Unhelpful, but she did sound a little more like the old Twinkle."I love you, Twink. You love me, right?" I said,. I just happened to have five dares in my personal bank that I was saving for a rainy day. That rainy day was today. The Rams were playing and as usual sucking. I had two buddies over watching the game and at halftime the 49ers we beating us by almost thirty points. We had had about four beers apiece and were feeling a little bullet proof. I decided that I was going to spice up our Sunday afternoon of football. Tracy was hanging out downstairs and I approached her with an idea. “No way,”.