Helpline here. What’s the problem?”Customer: “I’m in the Outback with the girlfriend and she’s been stung high on her thigh by a hornet and ...ow her vagina has completely closed up!”Australian Telephone Operator : “Bummer!”Customer: “Will do. Great advice! Thanks mate.”From a friend of J & G.A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. - So, you’re stating that. Here laid my wife, nude, legs spread like a whore in need, her nipples hard, pussy just flowing wetness as I watched. I lifted her hips and placed a pillow under her hips to raise her pussy higher. Rob and I took turns finger fucking her while the other sucked and licked her nipples and breasts. Passed out or not she was moaning with this action and her hips were moving with our fingers, her mouth was open as she breathed harder, her head turning side to side and I was in heaven watching this. . As we kissed he lowered his hands down to my butt and give a tight squeeze. i lowered my head down his body until i got to his crotch. it smelled like he was just taking a piss but i didn't let the smell bother me as i liked it. i undid his pants and lowered them down to expose his underwear. i could see the outline of his hard penis trying to poke thru his underwear. i leaned in and kissed his crotch tasting some salty sour taste. i lowered his underwear to expose his penis. it was beating red. This was this first time that I had even been this close to a woman and I had a hard on the size of Florida. After about three dances I say that that was enough and I gave her the money and tipped her well and asked her to find me a Russian woman.I asked for a Russian woman because I have a thing for bond hared blue eyed women and being Slavic I get turned by the accent. So she returns with a older Russian woman very pretty ,tall and busty . This is the woman who I remember the most and this is.