’ I use the term ‘hook up,’ specifically here because I decided early on that if I did allow myself to be ‘taken for the team,’ I was not go...ng to have sex. It just felt too much like she was doing this out of convenience for her friend to go all the way. I knew I could fuck her very competently. My dick was (is) long and wide and she was so thin. I managed to satisfy far larger women with more challenging physiques with my G-d given equipment and experience. I just could not convince myself to. BIG MISTAKE! with in 15 seconds the 3 staff had the guy down on the ground and were kicking the shit out of him. Tom was wearing steal toed boots and was boot fucking this guy up the street. If this guy wasn't wearing a colostomy bag when this was over, I'd be shocked.As the staff came back in, they were giving each other high fives and Tom came to me and said, she's all yours. Welcome to the family.It was almost closing time and my friend Kelly came back and this time she was more. That was really too much for a Sunday morning. Jane was single, younger than us, blonde with shiny long long hair, big boobs and an amazing body. I entertained myself few times with the thought of how would it be to fuck her. But I am faithful to Linda. I’ve never cheated on her. Now Linda offered my ass to Jane … and she didn’t even asked me about it. I hesitated for a second but I then told Linda: ‘tell Jane that I’ll let her fuck my ass, if she will let me shave her head with a razor. To. “Beer’s not my drink of choice, you should know that.” I teased, I’d been drunk around him before, all off of hard lemonades. “Besides, I wanna remember tonight.” We went and joined his friends, his hands never stopped touching me, and I could have sworn he had a hard on when he held me closer. He kissed my neck and whispered to me at about one am. “We’ve only got another hour or two. How do you wanna spend it?” I responded by turning to him and kissing him hotly. Everyone else around us was.