Tom: No, I’ll be right down one minute. It’s now 12:30 AM and I’m dam hungry now. I can’t go to Paul’s at this time; it’s late and he is s...eeping. Charlie just graduated from college a year before me and I wonder...Charlie: Do you have the money?Tom: Just a second; am I your last delivery?Charlie: YeahTom: So that means your boss already subtracted this pie and paid you before you arrived, right.Charlie: Yeah, so what Tom; I’m still short your $12.75 tonight plus a possible tip you usually give. And wouldn't you know it, Mom and Dad chose that moment to open the front door and step inside the house."We leave you three kids alone for a couple of hours, and look what happens," Mom said, wearing a decidedly bemused expression.As for me, I was privately thankful that I even had a brother and sister to throw pillows at. I'd already lived one lifetime without them.Christmas 1982'Twas the night before Christmas, and I was there in the Osmanski residence, seated around the Christmas tree with. This was a very interesting predicament but not particularly comfy for either of them. She turned the shower off and without drying themselves went back into the bedroom.M. reached into the bottom drawer of her bedside cabinet and pulled out some KY jelly. She got on all fours and started applying some to her bum hole. T. soon took over though and applying some to his fingers he was soon moving 2 fingers in and out of her tight, hot bum hole.M. then reached round and grabbed his penis as he. After eating enough to keep me sated for several hours, I went upstairs to get showered and changed. I was ready for the limo far too early and hid in my room so my parents would have less opportunity to question me about the shirt and tie. Finally, with the limo due in ten minutes time, I snuck downstairs to wait by the front door.Mum was lying in wait for me.“Don’t forget these,” she said, brandishing the bunch of lilies I had all but forgotten about.“Thanks Mum, you’re a lifesaver.”“Is that.