Like most couples we have had our good times and our share of bad times but our love for each other has always stayed strong and although we are not a...ways singing from the same song sheet we understand and compromise with our different needs and wants.I have always been a voyeur and she is a bit of exhibitionist and we have had a few adventures that I may tell in the future depending on how this one is received.We have been working hard and it had been a while since we have had time to really. The equivalent of a count.Algebra: What a mermaid wears on the upper part of her bodyTangent: A guy who spent a lot of time in the sun.Cosine: To enable someone to take out a loan or mortgage.Octagon: Only squids are left.Algorithm: What a former US vice president uses to dance.Cardinal numbers: Numbers assigned to the players of a certain baseball team.Factor: What Max did to Helena Rubenstein.Hyperbola: When a mathematician boasts a lot.Irrational numbers: What politicians use when they claim. " She leaned in and kissed me on my right cheek. Now you go take a shower and put on your Sunday best. We're going to take this town by storm!" Her excitement was contagious."Where we going that's so all fired important that I dress up?" I asked."Ain't gonna tell you," Mom said with a wink. "It's a surprise." She pushed me away and swatted me on the butt when I turned and headed to my room. "Git," she said with an added chuckle. "And don't come back here until you're presentable!" Okay. Okay,". Jessica first reached her right arm into the mass of pillows, hoping to feel it on her first try, but to no avail. She could not quite reach all the way down to the floor yet, so she leaned her head forward and down, bringing it just to the entrance of the space between the mattress and headboard. As a result, this brough her butt high into the air with her torso angled downwards. She thought for a second how embarrassing it would be for her parents, or worse yet her brother, to walk into the.