Her voice was better'n the one I heard on the phone the night Bobby called one of those numbers you see on the TV late at night.Only it wasn't really ... woman at all. Seems it was some kind of computer which really shocked me, since I didn't know computers could talk, let alone have sexy voices. Anyway, she asked me a bunch of questions, but I don't remember what they were.Seems though that this computer worked for some aliens, (I guess Cousin Stewie was right all along) and they was here to. "After six years together, we knew each other quite well. We had kissed and caressed yet had not 'gone all the way'. In many ways, it was the attitude of the time. Contraception was not easy in the early sixties. The pill was available, but no family doctor would write that prescription for an unmarried girl. It took a Parliamentary debate to change that, even then, some doctors would still refuse to prescribe. It wasn't as if Chrissie and I longed to have that full relationship, it was more. “Please! Just call me Rupert. I do believe your birth name is Flemish in origin, is it not?”“Yes, originally it is. That’s going back a bit, though.”“And yet here you are, the man behind Reginald Carstairs. Forgive me for namedropping, please, but I did just come from Buckingham Palace and as I mentioned my next appointment to Her Majesty, she did let it slip she hopes to see you and Kelly at one of the command performances. Although I would appreciate it if you could keep that under your. ”He led me over to a small desk. There was strange-looking monitor and a large, weirdly-colored keyboard. There were a bunch of keys with weird symbols in two small pads on either side, but it appeared to have the right arrangement of letters in the center section. “You said you wanted to make a record of this night,” he said, gesturing toward the chair. So here I am typing everything up so my friends– and my parents– will know what happened to me. I’ve got it all down, and double-checked. Mr..