"I knew I had been caught red handed and that Christine had every rightto throw me out. I knew I would lose not only Christine but ourdaughters and o...r home. But I did not understand so I asked, "Why thepanties?"Christine laughed. "Why? You - Peter the mansplainer - need to ask me- Christine a simple woman - why?"I knew Christine had thought this through before she answered me so Istarted to take off my clothes as she explained:"Firstly to remind you who wears the trousers in our. And even his Daddy ignored him. All because of that little brat, Kenny told himself as his anger for his sister built. He'd been the one to get all the love and attention before she came around. But ever since then she'd taken over his place, making it so that Mommy and Daddy didn't love him anymore. Not wanting to see the cute little girl getting the attention that was rightfully his, Kenny turned away and stomped back to his room. How could they abandon him, he thought as tears came to his. I’m not sure if she noticed me noticing it, but even as the priest went to the altar in front of the congregation, I couldn’t get it out of my head. Moments later, the actual funeral mass began.Halfway through the service, Jade stood up and edged her way out of the pew, towards the aisle. I couldn’t help but notice out of the corner of my eye as the hem of her shirt rode up a little, exposing just a glimpse of the bottom of her perfectly-formed ass. Her slender legs worked like a. A guy couldn’t ask for a better landscape than my pretty cousin and aunt. My sister is by the pool, too, in a bikini and my mom is in a modest one-piece, but … well, they’re my sister and my mom. C’mon. I’m not a perv. I’m leaned back in the patio chair, pretending to be asleep behind these dark sunglasses, the hardback novel I’m reading spread open in my lap to hide Mr Stiffie while I do what every college boy since the caveman days has done: ogle female flesh. Well, that is if they had had.