6. Sticking my nose into someone’scrotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.7. I don’t need to suddenly standstraight up when I’m unde... the coffee table.8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur beforeentering the house - not after.9. I will not come in from outside,and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.10. I will not sit in the middle of the livingroom, and lick my crotch11. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’,so when I play with him and he makes that noise,it’s usually not a good. “Probably.”“Good. Let’s do it then, because skiing with you has made me really horny.”“Really? I don’t know,” I murmured.Heather raised her brow at me. “If you don’t want one, that’s cool. I guess I can wait.”I looked behind us again. The chairs were all still empty, of course. We were crossing over the trail we had just raced down. None of the skiers were looking up, and why would they?With a little bit of struggle, I managed to loosen my pants. Heather didn’t waste any time following through. I did a quick inventory of what they had, and asked a few questions about where they wanted to put the speakers, etc. I decided to help them, even though I knew it would mean a couple evenings of work. It wasn't like I had a lot going on in the evenings anyway. And of course, this would give me an opportunity to hang around with my attractive neighbors, and not feel guilty about it.I determined right away that we needed a few more cables and better quality speaker wire, so Cassie and I made a. There would be many likely candidates at Mickey's, the bar where we would go. I kind of liked the place. An old fire station converted to a tavern. I borrowed Suzanne's I.D. for Mary to use. They look a little alike and who can tall anyway. Those driver's license pictures are terrible.I recommended that Mary select a guy with a car. It would facilitate matters. "All you need to do, Mary," I explained, "is get him in the car and start making out. Kissing and petting. Don't wear a bra. Unbutton.