Usually we are together on the type of guys who impress us.As I leaned over the sink to freshen my make-up I said,"Do you really want to have dinner w...th these guys??" Oh where's your sense of adventure girl? It's ONLY a dinner! Besides, you don't want to make them feel unwelcome, do you?"We argued briefly back and forth and, without taking too much time, made the decision to have dinner with them.During dinner, they both seemed to turn on the charm. First, they made sure we knew prices were no. "I was so close to coming," she exclaimed. "If only I could have touched my clit."I looked up at the clock. "In ten minutes, you can touch to your heart's content."There's just one thing you have to do." I pointed down at my cock, that was stained brown from her shit.Vonda nodded. "I'll get a warm washcloth." No," I commanded. "Clean it here. Clean it now."My slave gaped in horror. "You can't mean..."I nodded. "Clean it here. Clean it now."She stared at my dirty cock. "I ... I don't think I. "I love my Daddy in a much stronger way than I should do, so I wrote a diary of what I would like him to do to me. I really wanted him to fuck me, lick my pussy till I came and then I wanted to suck his cock and caress him till he filled my mouth with his cum. I knew Daddy was reading them so I waited and caught him. I kissed him and he pushed me away. Don't judge me Madison I'm just a woman who desires the man who is her Daddy." Chrystal cried!! Chrystal looked at her best friend and waited. B.: Idiot Trudeau is the Prime Minister of Canada ... Yes we blew it too... A GOOD CATHOLIC JOKE The Pope and Trudeau are on the same stage in the new Edmonton Arena in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Trudeau and said “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”Trudeau replies, “I seriously.