"Yeah me too. I kept hoping my mom would marry again but she never did. She always said she could never find a good man." He looked down and saw my ha...d was still over his. I felt myself blush and took my hand away."So ... are you going to do the paternity test?" I asked.His smile faded. "I really don't want to. I mean I'm not asking your father for child support or anything like that. I just wanted to know him and maybe ask him a little bit about himself." Well I think my dad deep down hopes. "I sighed. "He's not from Kansas, that's obvious. His pictures were allPhotoShopped, and he didn't resemble either of his 'parents'. There's acertain way that people from farms sit on five million dollar couches,and it's exactly how they sit on five dollar couches: like farmers. Hesat on that couch like he spent his entire life listening in on businessmeetings at a corporate level that we couldn't understand unless we'dsat in on them, too. He referred to us as 'Ms. Adamsen', and 'Ms.Harkins',. My mother-in-law, Betty, had phoned and begged me to come over and that in itself was strange – relations between us had never been particularly close; she was a woman who was very prim and proper and I knew that she found my brand of humour “vulgar”. We managed polite conversation but never had any great friendship. For her to phone me up – and do so when she knew my wife was at work – was a rarity. I figured she must have some emergency – a burst pipe or some problem with her washing machine.. ?" Hopefully ... that you're a very pretty woman. I've managed to convince him to stay overnight a few times and sleep on the couch. The last two times, I actually got him to take his clothes off; it wasn't easy but I think he realizes that it's a lot more comfortable." He sleeps on the couch?" Yes, he does. He may be Mark's father but he's not my type. I don't stop him from spending time with his son ... In fact; I try to encourage him to come over more often but he and I have no interests in.