Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?A: Law school.Q: How do you define double jeopardy?A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.Q: What do you get w...en you cross a librarian with a lawyer?A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.Q: What’s worse than pleading guilty to murder?A: Getting robbed—hiring an attorney to defend you and then getting jail time.Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.Q: What’s. ’ I said. ‘Especially since it includes rape.’ Jack’s smile disappeared. ‘You better watch yourself, Donny.’ he said, his voice low and menacing. ‘Or what?’ I asked, ‘fronting him. Jack was well aware that I was the only person who’d ever whipped his ass, and I’d done so in college with my Aikido skills. ‘All right.’ Jack said, pretending resignation. ‘I’ve tried to help you. I’ll tell you this: you might want to stay in that hole you’ve dug for yourself, but I have no intention of letting. Don’t talk unless you have tried.”She: “Ha ha, kaha try karu?”He: “App chaho to mujhe.”She: “oh”Me: “Kyo nahi. Dekh to lo”She: “Kya dikhaoge?”He: “Jo aap roj dekhti hai.”She: “kya bola aapne”.Me: ” Roj mai jo dikhta hu wo dekhti ho na?”She: “Kya?”I dropped my pants low and showed my full dick which was erect by now.He: “Ye kya ker rahe ho.”Me: “Karunga to ab bhabhiji.”Then I just held her with her hips and pulled her close to me. My hands pressed against her bum and my rising crouch pressing. Me: aur aap ke bachhe?Bhabi: hostel main kiu ki hum dono job karte hai esliye.Me: abhi aap ke husband kaha hai?Bhabi: unki sunday chhutti nehi rehti duty main geye.Me: okbhabi: rahul piche side main thodi drier laga do ge please.Me: sure bhabi bol ke main bhabi ke pas gaya aur unki hat se drier le ke unki gardan ki baal hata ke dry karne laga , bhabi ki body ki touch se mera lund khada hone laga to main bhabi ko bola bhabi aap agar khade ho jaoge to thik se baal sukh jayega. Bhabi ok bol ke.