"And so I submitted myself to the whims of my new maids-of-honour. TheQueen had had her old wedding-dress brought to my bedroom, and the four ofthem ...elped me change into it. I sat down at my dressing-table, and LadyAshen handed me my wedding veil. I was just about to put it on when Iheard a knock at the door and called:"Come in, please!"The door opened, and Lord Stimulus, of all people, entered, followed by aveiled girl in a black dress - I could see them clearly in the mirror."What do YOU. Mera mann behek raha tha. Toh main unki panty smell karne laga mujhe bahut achha laga raha tha.Tabhi shower rukne ki awaaz ayi. Mujhe laga uski chachi jinka naam Shilpa tha woh nahake aane waali hai. Main unki panty wahan chhod kar bahar dining table par aa kar baith gaya. Fir thodi der baad woh mere paas ayi aur boli chalo Raj tumhe Bhopal ghumaake laati hu.Hum dono unki car mein nikal gaye. Aur hum dono raste mein khoob baatein karte jaa rahe the. Main unke saath bahut flirt kar raha tha aur. We were nearly exhausted and completely drained of body fluids by the time we climbed the stairs to her hot living quarters. It did not help that her place had been shut up for a day and a half. There was only a common bathroom on each floor and it reeked of sweat and bodily wastes. The shower rarely ran at anything resembling adequate pressure and there always seemed to be a line waiting to use the primitive facility. We both eschewed the bathroom since it entailed waiting for perhaps. “They’re on the Guys upstairs” he said “Just nod and I’ll get you a refill” he explained.Such nice lads. Gone back to work and left a tab at the bar to keep me happy. Hmmm, I thought, this needs repaying.All alone, I sat sipping yet another JD, pondering my options. Do I leave and check in to the Motel next door? - boring night ahead.Do I stay here and Laptop the afternoon away, until the lads got off work?Do I do something else?Still undecided I got up, swigged my JD straight down, gathered.