” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat ol... bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not. “And I can tell you right off, it isn’t because people aren’t trying. Most patients never bring up infertility unless they’ve been trying rigorously for some time,” Simpson said. “My contact at the fertility clinic called me yesterday. He changed labs doing the sperm counts, changed methods of collecting specimens, had every sterile container shipment randomly checked for foreign substances. Nothing changed. A hundred percent of the men he’s seeing have no viable sperm.”“Every man? Sterile?” I. Rolling my eyes slightly, I turned the door knob and stepped in. A lamp in the corner of the room was casting a low glow, but it didn’t take long for me to notice Laura. I found it hard to breathe as my eyes adjusted to the light and the sight that was before me. Laura was lying on her side, her womanly curves accentuated by her pose. The skin of her slender legs was highlighted by the light, and only a small black thong covered her womanhood. A matching black bra with lace draped over her. I was so enthralled with Deepak's cock that I wasn't paying too much attention to what Rajeev was doing until I felt him lick my pink little asshole. The feeling was indescribable as Rajeev stuck his tongue into my ass. He got my asshole nice and wet and then I felt him put a finger inside me. My asshole clenched around his finger as I sucked Deepak's cock with abandon. When Rajeev unzipped my dress, I leaned up and pulled it over my head and then went back to work on the gorgeous cock in front.