Putting my head between her legs I closed my eyes and stuck out my tongue, slowly flicking the tip of my tongue across her calf, then her thigh, then ...ust as I felt the warmth and smelt the sweet aroma of her womanhood I opened my eyes. The sight before me was absolutely stunning, here was one of my best friends, not only completely naked, but obviously aroused by my touch. The swollen red lips of her mound were slightly parted, wisps of thick black pubic hair coating their glistening surface.. We had hardly finished dinner before Alison and I started talking about why she had left her boyfriend. Alison explained that there were a few minor things but the main problem was that as he worked night shift, they didn’t have a sex life to speak of. “When he’s off work, and I try and touch him he goes ballistic saying that all I ever want is sex,” Alison explained as I nodded. Alison and Mark were due to be married in less than six months. Alison explained that by moving out for a few days,. ”“It certainly sounds vicious!” replied Lemon Jizzwhistle.“Speaking of vicious cycles, sometimes, mat yeast from the anus can re-infect the vagina, seeping along the “sweat track” between the two orifices.” Remarked Liz Erd. “A garlic suppository in the corn hole can prevent this from occurring, so that’s what I did. I’ve spent the last 3 months walking through life with a clove of garlic up my snatch AND a clove of garlic up my bunger.” “Praise Jesus!” Remarked Lemon Jizzwhistle “Well, I. She then instructed to pull over so she could get out. The driver panicked, thinking she was going to be sick, so he immediately pulled over. I asked her why, and she replied, “No offence, but I don’t think your equipment down there is going to work.” Puzzled, I asked her what she meant by that. “You’re as drunk as a skunk, and there ain’t no way you’re gonna be able to satisfy me with that soft little thing you have in between your legs.”“Little? Soft?” I asked. What the hell are you talking.