✧ ✧ ✧What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?They both barely cover the asshole.✧ ✧ ✧I’ve been taking Viagra for ...y sunburn.It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.✧ ✧ ✧What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?They both smell it but they can’t eat it.✧ ✧ ✧What do pimps and farmers have in common?They both need a hoe to stay in business.✧ ✧ ✧How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.✧ ✧ ✧What do you call a. “On the floor, on your back”, she commanded, and with a nod from my wife, I obeyed. Sandy straddled me, and lowered herself onto my face. I assumed I would be eating her pussy, but she then spread her cheeks and sat her reddish brown rosebud right down onto my mouth. “Lick my asshole”, she commanded. I had never done this before, and I hesitated……which led to a smack across my still sore balls. “This is the last time I will ask you to do anything twice tonight”, she said, in an ominous. She rapped out a series of orders, "Arrange for us to get back to Venice in the helicopter, and I want a plane to meet us at Marco Polo International. I am going back to Kobekistan. You can take this ship wherever you need for whatever repairs are necessary, but I want it back in Mayia Asrag in two weeks time."Henry thought for a moment and decided he would help her if he could, "Mistress, it will be done as you wish; but has the Mistress considered that it would almost certainly be quicker to. Mera bhi mann tha kahi ghumne ka, mai bhi tayyar hone lagi. Wo karib 10:30 baje aaya, mai ready thi. Fir maine pucha kaha jana hai, to bola lonavala jate hai hill station pe. Maine pucha koi dekh lega to. To bola daro mat waha koi nahi dekhega tumhe, don’t worry.Karib 11:30 baje sameer aaya. Hum dono gadi mai baithke lonavala gaye, hamne kuch baate bhi ki raste mai idhar udhar ki. Wo mujhe uske dost ke farm house leke gaya, wo bahut hi sun saan jagah thi, maine pucha ye kaha leke aaye, to bola.