I was mowing the lawn in the front yard, beads of sweat dripping down my face, out of breath and wearing my rough clothes that were about three sizes ...oo small for me. Even the sun gave a disapproving glare. Yet when her car pulled up and she stepped out of the back door she looked my way and gave a sheepish grin. I swear I almost fainted at the sight of her (maybe this was partly down to the rapidly building sun stroke, but you get the picture). She was a sight to behold for sure. Standing at. I thought it was more likely the result of sediment erosion. “She crossed the marshlands.” General Florence Krakis said beside me.“That, she did.” I concurred, closing the telescope.The cavalry commander watched the Alkandran horde flood the flatlands below, their banners stretching from horizon to horizon. “It’s an invasion.” He muttered. “Not yet.” “What do you mean?” I gestured broadly to the enemy line. “Do you see how they’re stretching themselves so thinly? One arm of the horde is moving. What got him to come join us was..." Me dancing," I chuckled."I just had to see that," Bob shrugged, a wry smile on his face."You texted me that you were heading home," I said."I shamed him into staying," Eva grinned."Let me guess," I smirked. "The infamous implication of resembling female genitalia."Eva chuckled. "I don't think he worried about that. He was on the fence about leaving. Mostly it had to do with a lack of dance partner."Bob nodded. "I was having fun. I felt relaxed and not. I showed up for our reservation and there she was - wearing this sexy black, tight dress that showed of her cleavage. I lost my breath when I walked in looking at her and couldn't help but appreciate her beauty. As I sat down she told me not to drink too much because she wasn't wearing any panties didn't want me to have whiskey dick - then she spread her legs and showed the sexy view of her freshly waxed pussy - so sexy!After dinner we caught a cab and headed home. She told me to undress and go.