I?m not eloquent when I?m drunk. Come tothink of it, I?m not eloquent when I?m sober either.I don?t recall her reply or the rest ofthe conversation. W...at I do know is that Diane ? her real name by the way ?took it upon herself to contact, interview and recruitour ?domestic slave couple? the very next day. Would you believe it.A wimp-dicked sub with the name of Short! True. I?ve seen his passport. Well, the passport?s locked in my safeactually. Peter Short. Damn his parents had a sense of. Looking over at me Marcia held up her hand, as we discussed, and showed me the number of fingers indicating the floor where our room was—five. I took the elevator to the fifth floor and waited for her.Once inside the room on the fifth floor it was as if we were hurled into each other’s arms. With our mouths wide open in a tongue-twirling kiss we seemed to be driven by a mysterious need of two people thrown together by such an outlandish introduction. It was like we were trying to gobble each. ” I said, “So you’re between boyfriends right now?” She said, “Yeah, for a couple months now. Your wife or girlfriend isn’t going to be upset you rescued this damsel in distress, is she?” I said “I’m single right now, too. Maybe I should ask you out, I’ve always had a thing for tall, sexy redheads. It’s a very attractive shade of red, is it natural?” She leaned up against me, gave me a little kiss right on the lips and said, “I’ll show you after you’re done working on the tire, if you like.” I. But in like—maybe like that time we all watched Amy’s porno movie?” Then they started talking about that porno, then other funny porno movies they had seen, then funny Adam Sandler movies they had seen. There was clearly nothing further to be gained by pretending to sleep. Trying to be discreet, I “woke up” and waved at the two girls conspiring in the kitchen. While I was still completely nude, they had been awake long enough to shower and slip back into the change of clothes they had brought.