..?”“I just don’t know, man.”“You don’t know what the problems are? Or you don’t know what to do about them?”“Neither. Both.”In sp...te of myself, I laughed.He smiled, but it was bleak and humorless.“Well, you always make me talk about my problems,” I said, “so I guess the shoe’s on the other foot. Now spill.” I pulled two beers from the fridge, opened them, and handed one to him.“Abby’s a great girl,” he said. “Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s really nice.”“But...?”“But I just don’t feel it.”I. ..little girl? Have you been a nice little girl this year, or...uhh...have you been naughty?"(-"I wish, I wish, I wish...", thought the lusty Santa to himself-). Sienna glanced down coyly and then back up cutely to look Santa in the eye, smiling, said, "Well, I've been naughty, but very nicely so!" "Uhh... yeah. Well, that sounds good enough to me, young lady. What would you like Santa to bring you?" Sienna seductively cupped her dainty hand to Santa's ear and whispered a list of six new Doc. I could also fire a machine gun like the M-60 7.62mm machine gun and the Squad Assault Weapon. I thought I was a real badass and that the chaplain was blowing smoke up my butt. That is until we landed at a forward base one Sunday morning and were conducting services for any off duty personnel who wanted to attend.The worship service was just under way when a mortar barrage started falling into the compound. Men were wounded all around us, but I was not hit and I saw the chaplain run to many of. I knelt in front of her and watched. She moved her bottom forward on the seat until it was right at the edge."Is this close enough for you?"I nodded and then she started to piss straight out at me. It hit my face and because my jaw had dropped, the piss went into my mouth. I hurriedly shut it but then it meant that I swallowed the stuff. It tasted salty. Madam moved back a bit then, and the rest went down the pan. She gave me the cloth to wipe my face laughing as she did so."Serves you right,.