You know how they say it's only polite to let the guest sleep in the proper bed. You could fuck that pretty young thing and your sister would never kn...w!I couldn't argue with logic like that, so I took a deep breath and swayed over to the door of my little sister's bedroom. Turning the handle quietly, I pushed the door ajar and peeked in. The room was pitch black. I knew that the bed was only a pace or two away and Stacy had set up the camp bed on the other side of that, so I sneaked in and. I’m too far away to see if she is leading him by the hand or not, but it certainly looks that way. Brazen! I hesitate, feeling awkward, wondering what to do. I swirl my glass around and take another swig of the wine. Not really my thing, but what else can you expect from a Cheese and Wine, Village get-together, to celebrate the Royal Wedding.You see, I’m a voyeur, and nothing gets me off more than seeing a couple get it on together, especially when they shouldn’t be! And there’s nothing like. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in closing...Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,. Kathy unlocked the padlock and raised the door. Inside was a fairly new Harley evolution FLH with the fairing, all the bags and the rear trunk. Kathy went over to it and petted it, disturbing some dust that had accumulated on the paint. She looked at me with tears in her eyes, "See if it will start," and handed me the keys.I turned on the gas, cranked the throttle a couple of times, checked to make sure it was in neutral then turned on the key. The dash lit up. I hit the button and it started.