Mr Chile assisted me by putting in print how some matron or other kept an immaculate property with no harmful chemicals. She was praised for using her...hands to remove weeds. This helped one of my lawn care businesses. Chemical companies didn't even see us but they were all spouting how chemicals were beneficial for everybody. The same was said about nuclear power and how cheap it would be.The carwash was our biggest moneymaker but got a lot of hassles from the conservative element. I was forced. She looked even better than I had imagined. She definitely worked to keep herself in shape and had probably had some work done on her breasts because they were perfect mid-sized mounds that swung nicely when she turned or walked with hard nipples pointing out and not down. She led me to the living room while I watched her equally firm ass and offered me a drink. "Maybe just water, please" I said. She went into the kitchen and came back with a glass."My husband usually does this on the couch. Every hundred miles north adds 2 degrees warmth. He wrote that on the instructions... 1100 miles meant 22 degrees warmer. That’s damn near 74 ... I can tan before Brisbane! Great! I don’t want to be a pale reflection of my glory.What he didn’t tell me that the two degrees was more like two and a half... 200 miles was 5 degrees ... I found that out listening to the weather report. I also found out that heading for Perth by way of the bight would have been a disaster. Lee shore and 200 foot tall. Fiona does have a bit of a habit of turning up at my place now and again, asking me whether I can forgive her and take her back; some bloody hopes she's got.Thinking about that, and what I'd discovered about Lydia and Frank in that night club, I'm beginning wonder whether I've got a bloody big sign on my back that says "MUG" in great big letters. You know, is there something about my personality that tells folks this stupid bastard can be taken for a bleeding ride?Okay, enough of the history;.