"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good."Loons and Moons" - forget it.Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with this:"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jon...s: Specializing in Odds and Ends."Everybody loved it.The following are totally offensive and tasteless humor. Caution is advised.1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to find himself next to a. Stacy grabbed me by my bare ass and started to get to work on my cock. I pulled her off and sat down on the chair. Lifting Stacy onto my lap I positioned her so that her dripping hot pussy was just above my stiffening member. “Guess again” she said as she turned herself around and wave her sexy little booty just above my cock. With one quick movement she sat down taking my whole cock at once. Her scream was part pain part pleasure (mostly pleasure). It took her a few moments to gather herself. Italso left the area he most wanted to keep out of sight barely covered.Walking with his mother and sister out on the street seemed verydifferent than just wearing heels around the house. He realised that athome he had been walking slowly without thinking about it. The distanceswere short and he was not walking with anyone. Now he struggled to keepup with their ordinary walking pace. He did not dare ask them to slowdown so he hustled to match their pace.At the Hello Beautiful Boutique, Liam. In addition to being beautiful she also understands me. She obviously knew the effect that she had on men and boys. It isn’t every mother that understands her teenage son’s strange sexual urges either. She bought me my very own subscriptions to Playboy, Penthouse, and even Hustler so that I would have material to jerk off too. Frequently she lets me see her in her bra and panties and she always leaves her used panties on my pillow at night to use and return to the dirty clothes hamper when I’m.