Not one to let opportunity slip away, I called over, "Do it again harder, my ass is freezing now!" A few feet away from me, a seam in the tarp opened...and I was motioned over by a gloved hand. I tossed my chamois over the side mirror on the SUV and walked over, my sneakers making a slapping sound on the wet concrete floor. When I was close enough, the gloved hand reached through and closed around my upper arm, gently but firmly guiding me through the seam and onto the other side of the tarp,. "Well are you gonna take it out?", she asked.Memorized by her sexiness I obeyed, pulling my shorts and underwear down revealing my dick. "Wow", she says. She puts a song on and starts dancing for me, watching me as I stroke my dick again. She starts crawling towards me on the floor and turns around, putting her ass near my face. I start stroking harder watching her reach her hand under and she starts rubbing her pussy. She turns back around and gets on her knees. "Let a real woman show you how. However, there was one Craigslist ad that simply said, "Satisfaction Guaranteed." The photos she posted were great and she even had her own web site. She looked to have a pretty face, a nice body, and great boobs, and so, I decided to try to contact her. Just like all the other, I became nervous after hitting the send button, but when she finally responded back, she seemed to be personable in her message back. In my email back, I tried to start with small talk but she was not into any small. " Terri stepped against my thigh. Beck touched Terri's sassy blonde tresses. "This is part of the reason."Terri and I headed to the apartment. "What manner of alchemy are we concocting today," the elf asked."You need to lay off Terry Pratchett for a while, munchkin," I said. "It's coloring your speech." And you spell 'color' with a 'u'," she giggled. "I know, but I love the way that language can be altered to fit a situation." You're really having fun with it, aren't you?" I am. I know, that's.