The aisle people also are very surly folk.11. The Coffee Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something wh...ch will last until the coffee is cold.12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.13. Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.14. Law of Logical Argument. Main us waqt 25yrs ka tha uar meri saas 42 ki. Meri biwi ki delivery ko abhi kuch din baaki the, in dino main ne note kiya ki aksar meri saas mujhe ghoor rahi hoti thi, par main ne dhyan nahi diya. Kuch dino baad meri biwi ko dard shuru hua aur ham log usey hospital le gaye. Delivery ke baad doctor ne kaha ki meri biwi ko 1 week hospital mein hi rehna padega. Jab shaam hui to main aur meri saas fresh honey ke liye ghar aa gaye. Ghar pahunch ke meri saas ne kaha tum kuch dino se bahot busy rahey. I’m glad you did, but I would like for you to win once in a while too.” Tonya said to me. “Well, if we all bet on the same teams every weekend, then there will never be any winners or losers. Someone has to take the other team.” I said back to her. “That’s true. But I have a funny feeling you enjoy losing. Don’t you?” Jennifer said to me. “Yeah, I have to admit…it is kind of fun and I love the new ideas you come up with each time. I never would have suspected you would dress me up as a. Neha : again with a smile.What do you mean by conservative minded & touch?Me : with shy.I said, she doesn’t allow me to hug her to kiss her etc., etc.Neah was smiling.Neha : ok.So you have lust on your gf & not love.HumMe : no.Not lust, but I want her to be like all my friend’s gf.Neha : and how’s your friend’s gf.Me : they all do romance & enjoying each other.Like movies hero- heroin.Neha : Oh. So, you want to romance like hero-heroin do in movies,right?Me : with some hesitation said, Yes.Neha.