"If these stupid thing works, then go iron my shirt!" Ok," I replied and went and fetched his shirt."John stop dicking around!" I'm not, these things ...ctually work!" I marvelled at the ring. "Trysomething more obvious that I can't fake" Uhh, I don't know. You're 5ft tall instead of 6ft." To the shock ofboth of us I immediately shrank, I stood there dumbfounded."Woah! This is awesome. You look shocked! Admit it, you didn't thinkthey'd actually work either?!" Peter, that's enough now. I'm scared,. At least they don’t sound rehearsed so I believe they’re telling me the truth. I told him that Jerry said it was easier the second time and asked if thought so, too. He agreed. He still thinks it’s weird, but he has to admit it feels better than jacking off yourself.I asked Jamal about Jerry’s sister. He agreed that he thinks she has a thing for him because she always tries to hang around when he’s at their house. He says she’s kind of cute, but that she’s too young. He’s also seen her. I held her face and with a little force turned her towards me. Looking into her eye again sent shivers down my spine. I just closed mine and brushed my lips gently over her eyelids.“Putta beda kano, aagidhanna marthu bido.” (Putta, leave it now, whatever happened now, try to forget).She tried to rise further to leave the bed turning away from me. I shoved my right arm across her chest then underneath her armpit and held her tight. Using the weight of my torso I laid her down by gently pushing. And there aren't any more birth control pills in the world... Michael:... Ah, yes—there's one thing that you will miss—the great liberator, THE PILL!(Again, the guys love this line)Michael: No doubt you realize that the pill was a male invention?Amy: I'm painfully aware of that (starts to weep)Michael: Of course, you liberated women will always insist on your two choices—YES and NO! But, if you say NO to me, there's nobody around here you can say YES to.Amy: (In my face) All of that is.