She spent most of the time berating me for not practicing and we laughed a lot at some of my poor shots. After we finished the front nine holes, Suzan... asked if I wanted to make a bet.“On golf? I’ll lose for sure and you know it!”“OK, how about a prize then? You make par on any hole and I’ll find a way to spend the night with you before you go home!”“That sounds like a prize for you!” I chuckled.“True!” she said, laughing. “Forget it, just play. I’ll do it anyway!”“I don’t think what I’m doing. He was nowwearing his daughter's jeans and pepsi t-shirt. "I have to get out ofthese barbie clothes and put on something nice. By the time he returns,I'll be set," Thom said to himself. Thom now thought of himself as ateenaged girl and Cheryl as his dad.He wanted to start from scratch so he took off all his clothes and took ashower. He used nair to make his skin all nice and smooth. When he leftthe shower he was hairless from his eyebrows down. He wrapped a towelaround his upper torso. Even you, dad. You must have noticed how I've been keeping out of yourway since I moved back in." Well...yes." Yet now, whenever you're Carolyn, I feel OK. I don't feel afraid ofyou--" Afraid?" Oh, you know what I mean, dad." Julie threw her hands up. "God, I amso fucking messed up!"There was another long, awkward silence. I hugged my daughter, the girlwho couldn't bear to be near her father unless he looked like a woman. Ilooked across at Elaine. "What do we do now?" I asked.Elaine looked at. I've checked and it can be terribly expensive and by sharing we can find out whether anything is going on. I further suggest that we have the investigator monitor my husband only. If he's not having an affair with your wife but someone else or not at all I will pay the cost myself. If your wife is involved we share the cost. Does that sound fair?"I thought for a moment."Yes, I can go along with that. When do you want to do it?" Right away. Do you have time this afternoon at three? I have an.