John became euphemistic for toilet because John Harrington installed an early flush toilet for Queen Elizabeth 1st. Way back. He didn’t invent it th...ugh.A hundred years later, Thomas Crapper improved the design and promoted it’s popularity in homes and Crapper became the euphemism.The real hero, is Alexander Cummings, as he was issued the first flush toilet patent. The inventor!Sitting on the porcelain throne with a sinister magazine, we when adolescents, we should of spoken his name with more. There was nearly no moonlight tonight, so the night was a dark one. The chill wind blew through my black hair. From behind him, the door opened and someone else came out with a sigh of relief. But a moment after the sigh, the person noticed me on the bench. ‘Oh, I’m not alone out here.’ The source of the feminine voice came into view as I turned my head to the left and saw someone in a thick coat walk past me. Due to me being on the bench and with my head back, I didn’t get a chance to look at. I had began to fantasize about her with one of the guys and sometimes while we had sex I would whisper in her ear that I was David or Mark and she would go wild clawing at me and grunting like an animal. Once I whispered would you fuck David if I got you all worked up and left you and him alone She didn’t answer but went nuts thrusting against me Cumming very good then as we laid side by side gasping for breath I asked would you and she said if you left me like that I am sure that I would. We. We are both 18 and seniors. We have come close to getting caught especially the first time when I got my cockhead stuck in her when it went past her cervix. We try to be as careful as we can because I'm not sure if her parents would like finding out I am fucking their daughter. That brings me to today' story, I still can't believe this stuff happens to me. I am home from school and by myself watching TV in my den. My parents are still at work and won't be home for a couple of hours. Amy is.