“I’ve known about your porn stash for years,” Tony said. “But I only found this dvd in there the other day. I’ve been wanking myself sense...ess over it.”“But Tony,” I said, flabbergasted. “It’s your mother!”He grinned at me.“Yeah! And a pretty hot whore, too. Pity she’s decided she’s a dyke.”Carole and I had been married for twenty-two years. It was eight years before we decided to start a family and after a few false starts, we’d finally produced Tony. All was well until two years ago. We named her after my mother." Her name is Susan Catherine, you blockhead, and you may have recalled her as little Susie all these years, but if you think I wanted anything to remind me of your mother-" We're not going to get anywhere by screaming," Don pointed out. "My God, I saw her a day or so ago, and it never entered my mind." I suppose you never bid Chris about me? Or about his sister?" There was no reason. I thought the divorce settlement was final enough."Gwen nodded. "I thought so,. " You'd have two dollars." Bitch." Stand up, Bri... I mean Jessica."I stood up and wobbled. It was a strange sensation. Up higher,and yet somehow pitched forward."Walk," she commanded. I began to wobble, like a newborn colt.Then my ankle twisted and I fell down. "Ow. These hurt. Can't I wear flat shoes?" Look at these dresses you've picked out. Are any of the modelswearing flats? Besides, how will you dance with your usher?" That's not happening." We'll see," she said, with a half smile. "Try. "She paused, then pursued him on her bare feet; like a lioness's silentrush onto an unsuspecting calf. She reached him as he passed through thebedroom door. Sensing her he turned, their bodies met, she put her armsround him. The was a moments pause, then she murmured, "Let me unzipyou". Reaching up she slowly trailed her fingernails along the small ofhis back either side of the zip. He thought she was going to pull thezip down, but instead her hand kept going up to the back of his head.