. !"SOME PEOPLE DON'T GET THE PRIVILEGE!"Still A Virgin??"A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married twelve times. On their wedding nigh... they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel, and the bride says to her new groom,"Please promise to be gentle; I'm still a virgin."This puzzled the groom, since, after twelve marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain this unlikely phenomena.The bride. He wanted to show that even the beststudents can have problems. I know he wouldn't put me on the spot unlessit was to help with a problem and he knows that I would have the besthelp if I needed it. Dad wouldn't let me fail, he wouldn't let any of usfail.My cousin Patrick said he knew someone who would gladly help me if Ineeded a tutor. I had to decline but he insisted that if I got less thana C+ on the next test I was going to sit down with her. It was odd thathe was pushing this, he never. When I came back my friend asked me "so what are you guys going to do? Did you guys plan to have real good sex? With all that ass I bet you guys would....."I told him that we were only going to go out tonight and he got a disappointed look on his face. It was around 8:00 when I called her to say I was coming. I rolled up at her place and I ring the bell.She opens the door and I see a sexy tall blonde with a great body in a silver tight dress and matching silver high heels.I was speechless when. Soon another picture came. If the first picture that was sent to me startled me from my middle-aged bliss, this picture crushed any illusions I may have about my life, future and past. Yes, it was that intense.Within the photo, my daughter was kneeling naked on our living room floor, her head between the sexy mature thighs of my own wife Helen. Helen wore white stockings, the same as the previous photo, and had her ankles upon on the edge of the couch and wide apart. Liz's tongue was sticking.