Now if I had a dame…" scarecrow started, as an unseen band tuned up. (sing to the tune of "If I only had a brain" from The Wizard of Oz.)"I'd be bon...n' every minute, my groin-cup always in it, screaming out her name. I'd be suckin' on her tit, while I'm rubbin' down her clit, if I only had a dame. I would whip her with a lasso, make her little ass hole, making sure she came. I'd be playin' with her boobs, while I'm shaving off her pubes, if I only had a dame. Now I, can tell you why, my dick. He always wants to be stickin’ that thing of his’n up in a woman’s belly, all you got to do is let him know you want it too. He’ll do the rest. What you got to do Sally Mae is make shore he don’t just pop up in you and get his goody, then he’s done. All that does to a woman is make her feel like she done missed something. A woman needs to get her goody too once in a while. Ol’ Joe tells me all time that I got a ‘wild thang’ up in my belly cause I sometimes get a goody three or fo’ times in a. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de. Then he got the bra off and put in on a table by the side. Then he held her bare breasts with his hands and started lightly squeezing them in circular motion. I saw moms face and she had her eyes close and her breathing was slowly getting fast and her chest was heaving up and down. He continued feeling her breasts from various places and kept rubbing them thoroughly for quite a long time. Then he told her that her breasts were feeling absolutely normal but he had more things to check and.